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pokajoke

when you try to say poke fun and make a joke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke
"hey did you see joe?"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
"ahHAHAHAHAhhahahahHAHAHA please marry me pokajoke god"
by placenta lasagna April 3, 2020
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pokkle

the best and most handsomest hunter there is

I mean he hunts mythical creatures and has a bow made of nen how cool is that
gon: killua who's the most attractive certified hunter
killua: probs pokkle
by moldy lemon water January 22, 2021
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pokianism

pokianism also known as poki is a cult.

WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me

-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
by gay_self August 10, 2022
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Pekka Rinne

We can now say Pekka Rinne is truly too good right now.
by PyreTheSkywing August 1, 2018
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Makka Pakka

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen
Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.
by Madie Lee June 28, 2020
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Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Pekka-Eric Auvinen is the Finnish perpetrator responsible for the school shooting in 7th of November 2007. The Incident took place in the Jokela School Center.

At approx. 11.40 AM Auvinen started shooting randomly with his small-caliber .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito, killing the school principal, nurse, six students and finally extracted himself from this great applegarden via a bullet in the head.

Finnish newspapers reported that the killer had great respect for the columbine shooters and may have followed their example. Before attaining his killing spree, Auvinen published his "testament" in popular Finnish website, similar to Facebook and MySpace.
The testament is a long-ass rant about how he hates humanity altogether and wishes death for mankind. In here he also reported what he was about to do, a few hours before it happened. The warning went unnoticed though.

In the aftermath of the killings, a UK newspaper The Times reported some nonsense, claiming that the reason for killing is because Finland is dark, cold and socially bad place. This is however untrue. We do live in frozen caves and ride polar bears to supermarkets. The electricity what we use to reload our Nokia cellphones is respectively provided by Thor, the almighty God of Thunder. But what is this internet the Times reporter mentioned? some form of witchery, perhaps?
Man: Heard about the school shooting yet? Pekka-Eric Auvinen did it.

Woman: Yes, terrible tragedy! I have been crying most of the day...

Man: Yes yes, very terrible and all that. So, how about that blowjob?
by Perkeleellinen December 2, 2007
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pokeality

The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.
I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.
by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 5, 2010
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