Pointy

something with a point, usually something sharp

Pointy pointy pointy, my point is sharp and pointy!

Pointy by termina11yCapricious July 21, 2025

Pointy Haired Boss 

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.

"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."

Pointy Haired Boss by master_gopher July 1, 2006

pointy kitty 

actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.

That pointy kitty took daddys key

pointy kitty by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer

Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”

pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022

pointy elbows 

A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.

Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Jessica Alba multiple times until she cried for mercy.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.

pointy elbows by FuzzyBB July 19, 2009

pointy tits 

It's a regulator valve at the end of a pump that feds soy-based oils into ice cream bars at a plant.

Eh...just kidding, Pointy Tits refers to breasts that are pointy, or cone-shaped.

Oh man! Them pointy tits is off the hizzouse, and poking me in the eye.

pointy tits by Inva Derbo Ots September 29, 2006

pointy-haired boss 

Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip

(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords

My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.

pointy-haired boss by BeardedFatass January 11, 2004