poetry

Without music, poorly written poetry is just rythmic bitching

i wrote this poetry because George bush is a dick
...thats not poetry, thats just rhythmic bitching

g w bush sucks

by PerfectBalance January 22, 2005

Poetry

A useless subject that is merely an abstract art. Forced upon kids, this waste of time teaches children how to rhyme words in a specific rhythm.

Betty: ugh, I have to learn poetry. It's so useless!
Carl: Yeah, it's just a big waste of time.

by Iamthebanananananana February 4, 2021

poetry

expression of the soul, 3 or more words that cleanse the mind of current thoughts.

broken with thoughts of 'him', she sat writing poetry.

by chloe November 25, 2003

poetry

Throwing dull emotions on scrap paper, pretending you want no one to read it, then posting it on myspace.

Myspace blogs, any and all poetry with thee words "depression", "Pit", "shadows", or "tears".

by StrangeReality December 27, 2006

Poetry

She is one of the most independent and quiet people you’ll ever meet. She’s shy and keeps her thoughts to herself at first but once you get to know her she’s amazing, bright, and very loyal when she wants something she gets it, but most of the time she over thinks things and she usually hesitates in the moment, She smart, talented, when she tells you something she really means it she’s kind hearted and selfless, very very dramatic. But don’t let her shyness and kind heart Fool you she can be very bitchy at times, when she gets mad it takes her some time to get over the situation.

Guy 1: Damn why is Poetry so shy?
Guy 2: You have to get to know her, and once you do she’s the best person ever

Guy 2: whoever dates her they’re so lucky

by Mommas it October 1, 2019

Poetry

a failed attempt to put a bunch of exceptions to the rules together. sounds way better when you can rhyme while writing poetry, but teachers these days don't seem to stress rhyming because it hurts to think to much.

I wrote poems on top of poems in 7th grade
Poetry, i can't stand it
i'd rather have a big fat zit

by Gasper November 7, 2006

Poetry

The art of unlocking one’s most restrained and repressed emotions before manipulating them for aesthetic purposes in a feeble, half-ass attempt, to get into some college freshman’s panties.

Verbal Ejaculation

Poetry is such bullshit,
Nothing truly profound could ever be put on paper.
Self-awareness? Who needs it!
All I ever do is end up crying anyway.
It's like the dehydration of an emotional masochist;
Invisible pain, evaporating joy.
Someone oughta build a dam on my stream of consciousness,
But where then would all the fish go to spawn?
Why does Jesus ask for so much faith?
Where is Allah’s justice?
Yahweh hasn’t written a book in two millennia.
There’s too much order in the chaos.
My eyesight is failing; I fear I may soon go blind.
Not that there’s much worth seeing anyway.

by nethcev! September 10, 2006