chloe's definitions

bottcheek haven

I'm sorry, I think you are mistaken Ms. LaRusso. The mayor is Spalding Gray.

Hi, who is you mayor? Um, I think it's Spalding Gray.

by Chloe May 2, 2004

McDonalds

pure shit

a term used when angry, upset, frustrated, etc.

1) That was McDonald's.
2) I feel like McDonald's today.
3) I wish she would eat McDonald's

by chloe November 25, 2003

spark knock

Occurs after a night of drinking. When you're not quite hungover -no vomiting, headache, or promises never to drink again- but you don't feel like yourself.

Often characterized by silly mistakes, dropping things, slight physical discomfort and lethargy.

Analogous to a car making funny noises. It starts and drives, but it's just not running right.

"I've been puking all morning! Man, I'm never drinking vodka again... How are you feeling?"

"Not too bad, just a little 'Spark Knock'"

by Chloe May 27, 2006

weirdly

in a weird way.

My mom is weirdly frugal

by Chloe May 29, 2004

joey ramone

(dead) lead singer of the the ramones who invented punk rock, whores.

joey ramone is the sexiest person ever.

by chloe March 6, 2004

Boyfriend in Training

A "Boyfriend in Training" is a guy that is being preped for being someone's boyfriend. Either he's not ready to be a decent boyfriend or she wants to hookup without the offical title of boyfriend & girlfiend and not look like a slut.

"Is she going out with Alex?"
"Nahh. He's just her boyfriend in training."

by Chloe April 2, 2004

ickiful

Traced back to the early days of idiotism, this word was a prehistoric from of the word icky. The word meant 'full of ick'.

The ice cream tasted ickiful.

by Chloe May 29, 2004