patter possum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

patter king

The word Patter is a Scottish slang term used to describe humour.Similarites can be drawn between this word and the Irish slang term 'Craic', which has a similar meaning.

The Patter King is the person who has the best patter.

The Patter King is calum1872rfc. This prestigious accolade is distributed by the Council of Dumbleton.

Such examples of Patter used by The Patter King, calum1872rfc, and other Patterites include: Ye Ragin Mate, Libs Smashed Venezuela, Rangers Da's patter, EDP445 memes, VAR memes and of course the award-winning Eddie Poo Patter.

It is well-known across Scotland and beyond that calum1872rfc is the patter king.

by SixTimes1892 July 5, 2020

patter

The slang and the use of slang by a certain person or group of persons. Can be used in a posative or negative manner depending on the assessement of it quality in wit, humour, and mannerism. Scottish in orgin.

"That guys patter wis puremagic"
"That guys patter wis pure crap."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007

kitter patter

The sound of kittens' pitter patter of their toe beans

The kitter patter awoke us in the night as Noodle chased Bear down the long hallway.

by Laird Hoo October 29, 2020

Patter

A synonym of 'Banter'

'Do want any tea with all that sugar mate?'

'fuck off with your shite patter, twat'

by Doddlers January 27, 2019

Aaron Hannah Patter

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.

Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter

by FuckKyleHamilton April 8, 2019

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007