Gorilla Pits

A female with very hairy, unshaven armpits. A turn on for some that like their ladies hirsute.

I couldn't wait to suck on Brenda's big ole titties but when she took her top off she had gorilla pits.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

pitseleh

A song by Elliott Smith about true unrequited love.

I'll tell you why I don't want to know where you are
I got a joke I've been dying to tell you
The silent kid is looking down the barrel
To make the noise that I kept so quiet
I kept it from you, pitseleh

I'm not what's missing from your life now
I could never be the puzzle pieces
They say that god makes problems just to see what you can stand
Before you do as the devil pleases
And give up the thing you love

But no one deserves it

The first time I saw you, I knew it would never last
I'm not half what I wish I was
I'm so angry, I don't think it'll ever pass
And I was bad news for you, just because
I never meant to hurt you

by soberhouse June 17, 2008

the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

ptsdio

The feeling after you fight a gay 100 stand using British vampire and lose half of your friends

Jotaro got PTSDIO after fighting DIO

by Penis in the blender October 6, 2020

pitsco

A very pointless class in middle school where you learn about schemas.

Mr.Obi One Knurbas tought us about schemas in pitsco.We all thought it was pointless.

by osama bin donovan July 21, 2009

Marching Band PTSD

Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.

Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.

by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019

Skunk Pits

A man with over ripe rotting hairy sweating armpits with such a foul oder they can make even a skunk run from the stench

raunchy guy1: hey i got a good case of skunk pits

raunchy guy2: really! gotta let me get a whiff starts sniffing

raunchy guy1: be my guest *lifts arm up

raunchy guy2: *gags at the stench eyes tearing and burries his face deeper

raunchy guy1: sick dude! *enjoys licking

by StinkyRottenAss March 3, 2011