Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

Pinto and Rufus

Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.

"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."

"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"

"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."

by Professor Shemp March 27, 2017

PintoBean2003

PintoBean2003 need our help, someone said send a search party, we need to gather more people for it. wait… we haven’t heard from them… what if theyve evaporated into the air… Somebody MUST find them!

Randomer 1: dude search help up for me that guy needs it.

Randomer 2: okay *searches up help in urban dictionary*

Also Randomer 2: wait… PintoBean2003 has been trapped for a year in a website…

Randomer 1: SH- okay wait you used urban dictionary?

by CheryEclipse August 16, 2021

a mega pint

“a mega pint” or “a mega pint of wine” is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a shitty argument with their abusive bitch of a wife who is literally a gold-digger and is having affairs with multiple men.

Also, she the wife is a serial pooper in the bed 💩

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”

Captain Jack Sparrow: “A mega pint?
I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it was necessary”.

by A Pirate Life May 6, 2022

Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed

Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏

by Mira Mains May 8, 2022

pintmen

Legends of the pub, able to consume 30 or more pints in a day.

Paddy Losty is one of the best pintmen Ireland has ever seen

by Mick The Bull February 16, 2017

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022