pissastrophe

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.

Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.

by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

PissSexual

You are attracted to body fluids that come out of bodies (Semen, Urine, Diarrhea etc)

I am PissSexual I like cum

by Nathanman October 7, 2021

pisssplitter

after sex blockage in the urethera that blocks the urine flow and sometimes enable the pisser to have a split piss stream.

Im sorry I pissed on your shoe. Dude,,, it was the pisssplitter! "Not my fault"

by JeffBay May 23, 2008

Pssssss cophagus

The act of putting ones puss in a sarcophagus.

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Ahhhhh put that pssssss cophagus.

by Kanye west January 10, 2013

pissass

when you pee in a toilet before shitting. Then, when you do defecate in said toilet the pee water splashes up and smacks your bum.

I just peed and shat in that order and got a major case of pissass all up in there, like dayummmm!

by katienedsfilthyfilms July 27, 2010