Pimpology

A song by Too Short

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short

by REED March 24, 2003

phenology

The study of cyclic and seasonal natural phenomena, especially in relation to climate and plant and animal life.

The phenology of plants might include looking at the rise and fall of flowers and leaves through the seasons.

by ballinjack September 28, 2017

Pimpology

A varying term. There is a layman sense, and then there is the Dazzle Razzle sense. This is something that moves beyond the pimp-ho-trick triad and tests one's patience and sanity. It is all tiddily encapsulated in the seminal book How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp

Slick Mack: Bitch, do you know anything about pimpology
Super ho: Yeah, it's what holds us bitches down
Slick Mack: Bitch, you are right, but you don't know why. Read Dazzle Razzle

by Da pterodactyl June 6, 2018

Platology

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

by E-diddy July 17, 2023

historical phonology

The phenology of sound as the only artifact of the past.

The successor to the dialectical materialism of Karl Marx.

Historical phonology is the Saussurean recursion over Marxism's historical materialism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

punology

The art of studying puns

Girl: How do you know so much about jokes and puns?

Boy: Because I study Punology obviously.

by Lolthatsfunny December 30, 2013

pimpology

Pimpology is the study of pimpin and how to pimp.You learn the in and outs of pimpin.some learn from actual pimps while other go straight to te streets and learn First hand.pimpology degree can be got in any hood or state but some states degrees aren't as effiective as others but a true pimp will adjust and figure out how to get his end.

and Texas pimpology Degree are Certifed Also

Hoe: Where You that Pimpology degree at?
Me:At The University Of Texas. Home Of The National Champs.Hook 'em Hoes

by Big Bodie April 27, 2006