Phail

a slang, forum-based term meaning fail, failure, wrong, or used as an insult usually meaning one is a failure, dumb, weak, etc.

person A - teh new maps suck, they are so not l337. bungie is a total phail!

person B - yeah sure you little no life forum crawling faggot. Learn to use real English and stop blaming Bungie for how bad you are.

by volcanoripper May 4, 2008

phail

a word used by a lot of faggots on the net. they think they "0wn" or "pwn" or anything else,but they just didnt REALLY know you.
alot of fags will use this kind of expression; "you phail at life" and it means they phail in life,and talk like a stylish fag.they also could say "you,my friend" or other fagish sentences.Leave them alone by,they wont harm anyone.

failure : you my friend,phail at life
normal people ; YOU,my friend,can suck my balls!

by Sabih December 23, 2007

phail

Alternate spelling of "fail;" most commonly associated with spelling errors.

Lawl, you phail at dah speling. Lulz.

by WittyNicknameGoesHere January 26, 2010

Phail

ultra fail

your face Phails

by cfbrown December 17, 2008

phail

Same as fail, but usually at the dinner table.

Guy 1: Ah poo i just dropped my peas
Guy 1's Mother: EPIC PHAIL!!!!!

by Mortarion666 October 21, 2008

Phailed

PH= pwned hard failed. or just PH failed. btw this word is totally owned and copyrighted by Adam Cold! Phailed(tm) Adam Cold

""Matt totally Phailed on that recipe""

by Vai January 19, 2008

Phail

Phail can mean 1 of 2 things.

Phail Def. 1

Pass highly at failing, negating the effects of phailing, it means passing with greatness.

Phail Def. 2

Failing extremely badly.

1. You phail! Congratulations!!!
2. U phail! Go die!!!

by Cory P. January 19, 2008