Pfft

Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.

Her: pfft. Whatever.

Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.

by Silvertonguedwordsmith April 18, 2018

Pfft

Disgruntled disbelief or dismissal. Subtexts can include but are not limited to: I want you to meet me in the alley for a good round of fisting or have my love children.

Kel: You rang? I just got in bed.
King: Naked?
Kel: It's too cold to be naked.
King: Pfft

by YelleK January 27, 2012

pfft

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.

me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"

by BlaineH May 17, 2007

pfft

The sound your co worker makes when he/she has no idea what he/she is talking about.

You are supposed to ship the program before saving. Pfft...

by zrepl July 24, 2009

Pfft

1. Used in disagreement
2. Joe's word.

Pfft, you are too a hooker.

by Joe LePage October 9, 2006

pfft

When someone asks you how you are, its the standard reply when you are annoyed/angry/upset/etc and don't want to tell them, or don't want to explain why.

Jim: How are you?
John: pfft, you?

by weirdo February 5, 2005

pfft

an expression of dismissal, rejection of a statement or idea.
usually combined with a sigh or exhaust of breath.

Girl: "i put my word 'Pompadour' on Urban Dictionary because i thought it meant idiot"

Boy: "pfft"

by thebrowncow October 30, 2011