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An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured
Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.


Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.
by Twiggs A April 05, 2008
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