Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

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Peni Weni

Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.

Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )

Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll

by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018

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Penicular Homicide

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

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penile mouthification

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

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Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011

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