Penis

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021

Penis

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019

Penis

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes

by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021

Penis

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

by Plane Jewus May 13, 2021

penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

Penis

a common mispelling of pennies.

Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019

Penis

something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.

oh that was great penis milk!!

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019