piddle pole

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.

Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!

by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017

padiddle

A game played while in a vehicle. 'Padiddle' is said when another vehicle is spotted that has only a single headlight. The person/people who didn't say padiddle must remove one article of clothing.

~A pair of shoes generally count as one article.
~Rules can be changed to include motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
~Word can be changed, so as to throw people off. If the phrase is, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pink pajamas.' It's likely that the person saying the phrase will mess up and will have to remove one article of their clothing.

car: *rolling down the road*
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE!
p2: *removes both shoes*

by Jennifer December 16, 2003

pudiddle

the game of pudiddle can be played when you have two or more people in a car. if a car with one headlight out is spotted, you have to yell pudiddle and hit the roof. the point of hitting the roof is to show who spotted it first, so the hitting of the roof pretty much determines the winner of that car. the person who yelled pudiddle and hit the roof first is safe, but everyone else in the car has to remove one item of clothing(both shoes count as one, both socks count as one). the point of this game is to spot the most pudiddles to get everyone else in the car naked except you. if there is a cop car with a headlight out and you get that pudiddle, everyone else in the car has to get completely naked, and if you spot someone with a tail-light out it counts as two pudiddles.

(driving down the highway)
JEN:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE!"
(everyone takes off an article of clothing except jen.)
ROB:hits the roof "PUDIDDLE! COP CAR!!!!"
(everyone has to get fully undressed except rob.)

by kevin gorfin August 11, 2007

Piddle

V. To look like you are doing something for multiple hours, while accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Johny piddled around in the sink all day, but the dishes are still dirty.

by Doctorwheauxdat April 19, 2011

piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017

Piddle

Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.

I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003