Parkstone Grammar School

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.

Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!

by theworldfreakshow. April 19, 2010

Alan Parson's Project

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.

"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

Frank Parson

A Male Piercing In Which One Large Bar Goes Through Both Nipples.

"Dude I Totally Just Got A Frank Parson To Make Me Look Like I Have Cleavage!"
"Frank Parson, My Man. Happy Birthday! Good Job!" *Claps*

by KatieKilledYourBoyfriend October 3, 2009

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

by SenatorGreg June 6, 2011

Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons is VERY smart and CUTE! He is mostly famouse for his role on the Big Bang Theory as Sheldon Copper. Most girls find him attractive but the bad thing is that....hes gay. Everytime you see him in an interview, he always mentions that he is no where close to being simular to Sheldon Copper. You would think that he is nerdy like his character but he mentions that he dosent know half of the stuff that his character says.

Jim Parsons

by izzy lark January 8, 2012

longineu parsons

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum

1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!

by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005