S.T.U.M.P

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.

by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006

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C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

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G.U.M.P

Greatest
Under
Major
Pressure

"Yo Lorenzo never gets phased, he's G.U.M.P fool"

by yayareaHYPHY650 May 6, 2015

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P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 4, 2008

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