A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013
Get the Oxygen Thiefmug. Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
by simples May 27, 2010
Get the Oxygen Thiefmug. An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.
- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
by Sam Calvert December 29, 2007
Get the oxygen thiefmug. A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.
Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?
by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021
Get the Oxygen thiefmug.