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organic chemistry

A college class that will make you insane in one of two ways:

1) You do not get the material, try to learn it by memorizing everything, and wind up feeling like you are running while tied to the back of a fast moving pickup truck. Your grades suck and you go crazy trying to improve them. Or you just give up and get depressed.

2) You figure out that organic chemistry must be learned like a language, and start to gain fluency in it. You understand pKa's, what nucleophiles are best, and all the fun stuff you can do with a C=O bond. Worse still, you probably enjoy it, and may even wish to include organic chemistry in your career. Thus, you are crazy.
1) Some innocent premed took organic chemistry just to fill a requirement. She barely survived and doesn't want to talk about it. However, she's now a perfectly normal nurse.

2) A woman I knew was an English major until she took organic chemistry. She liked it and turned renegade, and went to get her PhD in organic. By the time I met her, four years into grad school, she was my ochem lab TA and could play Grace from Avatar without makeup. She now teaches organic chemistry at a community college near you...Beware!
by Uncloseted Nerd November 9, 2010
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organically

Naturally, not forced. Nothing added....
Let it happen organically.
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organic panic

When a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named Kale, who breastfeeds a baby that's not hers, can't find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apeshit.
Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.
by Terio Marin May 23, 2016
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don't panic it's organic

a phrase you say to people when they are freaking out from smoking too much pot or eating too many shrooms
"dude i'm freaking out."
"don't panic it's organic"
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orgastickle

An advanced sex technique which entails firmly tickling a woman at the precise moment of her orgasm resulting in the intensification of climax. Results may vary depending upon the woman.
I firmly tickled my girlfriend's inner thigh right when she climaxed, and she had an amazing orgastickle!
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Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.
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Organic Whore

James Charles is the definition of an Organic Whore. No one wants to see his ass in every photo. Someone stick all of those makeup brushes up his asshole IMMEDIATELY!!!! Organic Whore coming from the word, James Charles is a stupid Hoe and can shove all of his Clavin Klein G-Strings up is dickhole. So your wondering how to be an organic whore, you just are you are organic.
No one likes James Charles the stupid Organic Whore.
by Incredible Bitch April 24, 2019
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