Oprah

Oprah is an evil BITCH! She once denied the make a Wish Foundation when a kid with cancer's dying wish was to meet oprah she denied him and she wasn't even busy. SHE IS A DEVIL!
I hate Oprah so god damn much
by amimal22 October 20, 2007
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The leader of the most successful cult in the history of the world
Person 1: why are you doing that?

Person 2: because Oprah told me too, oprah knows ALL!!!!!
by oprahismycultlearder May 16, 2009
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The term "oprah" refers to an individual who sucks all that is positive and useful out of life. Can also refer to a scam or fraud. This term can be used as a noun or verb.
"I think I'll just sit here and oprah my life away, I feel I deserve it."
"You should fire that oprah, he certainly doesn't serve to forward the business any, he just sits and whines about how he's gotten such a raw deal and deserves compensation for this so-called oppression."
by Aaron Holst March 10, 2006
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The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. A woman who takes care of her man while he just spends her money.
"Man, every time I go out, I'm spending all this money on these females. I'm trying to get that Oprah dawg!"
by Milk Money Elli May 19, 2009
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The first woman to have ever been taken hostage by her own minge.
Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.
by rustyschackleford January 14, 2008
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A person with soooooo much power in America that countless drones of women elect to the top role of president a jr. senator with no experience, who before he's allowed to take office, causes a daily stock market plunge.
"Man, that damn bitch Oprah has just Oprahed our economical tomb."
by fanodan13 December 07, 2008
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A person of any race who went from being poor to beng a billionaire, or just rich.
Look at Becky over there with her Mercedes, she's such an Oprah.
by Spaz Attack July 02, 2006
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