Opposite Day

Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.

"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"

by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005

opposable thumbs

what people say if they want to sound smart. It means the ability to control the thumbs independent of the rest of the fingers facilitating grasping things with one hand easily.

smart guy: humans are the only mammal with opposable thumbs
dumb guy: what?
smart guy: *walks away leaving dumb guy feeling dumb*

by dudedr August 27, 2015

Opposeaphobic

Irrational fear of, or discrimination against those with opposing or different beliefs/opinions.

"Then he falsely accused me of being an Islamaphobe, then I accurately reminded him that he was being very Opposeaphobic towards me, and that he shouldn't hate or discriminate against me for simply having beliefs and opinions that are in opposition towards his."

by RLS97 July 18, 2022

sex opponent

A person which you are currently having sexual relations with, sometimes without an emotional bond.

"I think I need a new sex opponent, I'm getting bored of our battles"

by Cartden January 20, 2013

opposite number

Name: an individual equal in authority, status and capability to ones' self, yet in the employ of a directly rival organization.

After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Agent Smith from the CIA finally met his opposite number in the KGB.

by speedog June 20, 2010

opposite marriage

The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

by JusLar April 20, 2009

opposition

A enemy/ someone you dont fuck with

Bruh he's a opposition, i dont fuck with him.(opp for short)

by the realest nigga ever August 28, 2015