Onesy

a one hitter; a pipe used for smoking marijuana

Did you bring onesy? Make sure onesy is packed full of funsy.

by Dirk420 September 7, 2006

onesie

A selfie taken by HM the Queen

One has taken a onesie on one's mobile

by cousinjack49 April 23, 2014

onesie

to masturbate, have sex with oneself, to commit onanism

...and I caught that bitch having a onesie in the middle of the tennis court.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

onesie

A trademark registered to Gerber Childrenswear LLC, often used in connection with a one-piece garment for an infant or small child, generally worn over a diaper.

The child wore a Gerber Onesies garment.

by Onesies April 17, 2009

wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

Combat Onesie

The act of someone in the military taking a piss. In the Military they tend to add the word combat in front of everything.

Man, I just had three sodas. Now I really have to take a combat onesie

by RoyVA6 January 30, 2009