by berty68 October 1, 2008
Get the One Eyed Snake Monster mug.When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"
by Jason Haliwell and Katreena Hellfire August 19, 2006
Get the The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster mug.A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010
Get the One Eyed Sea Monster mug."I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."
by SmartAlek January 10, 2014
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