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God

The only word with no universally accepted definition.
How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.
by god defined August 25, 2009
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there is no God

What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe
Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."
by lexiphile March 5, 2009
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On God

When your serious, and no one believes you
Julio: Whatup Folk...that girls booty is thick.
Kyle: Yeah right nigga she aint got shit on god she dont
by GeT'Mo.ChEdDa December 18, 2008
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god

God casts level 5 world flood, many things die
by dungeon master May 4, 2004
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godness

A term popularized by the song Venus, written by the Shocking Blue. Mariska Veres, the lead singer of the band spoke little English upon the recording of the song, and because of this she pronounced "goddess" as "godness."
A godness on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame,
The summit of beauty and love,
And Venus was her name.

-Venus, by The Shocking Blue
by Sacra May 4, 2007
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God's Will

A religious persons way of exonerating themselves of all responsibility, and all guilt that may result from the consequences of the choices they make.
Alex: I can't believe you ran over a little kid, you shouldn't have been doing coke while you were driving.
Jacob: Maybe not but you know that's just God's will.
by RobTheReef June 29, 2009
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a god

Normally refers to a person who is very good at something
Guy 1: You wanna play black ops?
Guy 2: Sure, I'm a god at black ops
by redanusiflyfe May 16, 2018
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