girl
1: so yea, turns out he was cheating on me with my mom and they had a baby and they took my dog and left me to live on the streets
girl 2: what!?
girl 1: mhm. oh yeah i also randomly found my
dad at the back of a walmart with
like 10 gallons of milk and when i asked him why he took so long to come back home he told me he was actually on the run from
like 5 different government organizations for committing several felonies in atleast
18 countries and in 4 continents including antartica
girl 2: oh!