ODD

Acronym for Online Dating Disorder

When a person has attempted online dating, ad nauseum, and believes they can still "land" the perfect match via said method.

Jim: I really, truly, think I found the one.

Billy: Really? How did you meet her?

Jim: I met her on that online dating site.

Billy: You said that last week, about that last chick.

Jim: I know, but this is the "One."

Billy: Dude, you have ODD.

by jimsnow0 November 15, 2012

ODD

ODD stands for over done deformities. This is what happens to your penis when you pleasure yourself so much that your foreskin gets peeled back an alarming distance down your shaft. This makes you seem circumcised even if your not.
Therefore your penis will seem very deformed.

Cuthbert had an extreme case of ODD.
Due to Georges ODD the inside of his balls were almost visible. *shudder*
Craig was rejected by Mary when she saw his ODD.

by JOSAFOOWIS September 17, 2005

odd

1)Niko

2)strange/different/weird

3)bananas are yellow

Niko is odd.
Odd is Niko.

by anonymous October 19, 2004

odd

Odd is another word for Weed, Dope, Marijuana, etc...

Let's buy some odd to get high!

by Nio December 18, 2005

ODD

This is On Demand Dick, your male booty call.

I was out last night and gave the ODD a call, and he must have been waiting for my call, he answered soooo fast.

by Missmakster June 28, 2019

ODD

Also known as Obessesive Djokovic Disorder; it came about in 2007 when thrird seeded tennis player Novak Djkovic won the Sonny Ericsson Open. After that, many girls varing from ages 12-26 have been obssesively talking, wating videos about him, and singing songs that he sung in karaokes. There is still no known cure for it, but many researchers hope to find one.

" Oh My Gosh, have you see that You Tube video of his, it is soooooo cute! And also, he has a great voice! I totally have ODD!"

by Caterulis April 25, 2008

Odds

1.Anything and anything
2.A force that causes you to do well see bot

1.It smells like odds in here
2.Who ate my odds?
3.How 'bout them odds

by Mawd March 26, 2005