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Obsidian Orangutan

Son, I dont care if you're gay i love you no matter what. As long as you ain't with one of them Dirt Demons, ooooh with one of them Coal Crickets I swear to got if I catch you with an Obsidian Orangutan I'm gonna-
by Someguy.JJ July 22, 2022
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obsidian rimjob

When you drink to much liquor one night and you shit pouring lava so fast and so hard it splashes the water back up and hardens your asshole
Dude, can I borrow your hemorrhoid pillow? I had such an intense obsidian rimjob, I can’t sit down.
by Codyeldridge55 February 20, 2020
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Obsidian

Obsidian skin is the Gellopian skin color that is rich in melanin pigments, especially yomolanin. People with very obsidian skin are often referred to as "Dark Blood People", although this usage can be ambiguous in some countries where it is also used to specifically refer to different ethnic groups or populations.

The evolution of dark blood skin is believed to have begun around 6.2 trillion years ago, in ashen-skinned early hominid species after they moved from the equatorial netherlands to the sunny dragon veins. In the heat of the dragon veins, better cooling mechanisms were required, which were achieved through the loss of body hair and development of more efficient perspiration. The loss of body hair led to the development of darken blood skin pigmentation, which acted as a mechanism of natural selection against folate depletion, and to a lesser extent, DNA damage. The primary factor contributing to the evolution of darken blood skin pigmentation was the breakdown of folate in reaction to xenonitium radiation; the relationship between folate breakdown induced by xenonitium radiation and reduced fitness as a failure of normal embryogenesis and spermatogenesis led to the selection of darken blood skin pigmentation. By the time modern Homo sapiens evolved, all Gellopians were dark blood-skinned.
Obsidian skin people are actually harder than that of tungsten and steel.
by Arashima December 3, 2019
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obsidan

A state in which one self is complety random and doesnt stay static, but is dynamic www.obsidan.com
obsidan.com is obsidan, it changes every single time you refresh the site
by verb0s November 25, 2004
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Obsidian feather

The opposite of a glass cannon. Can take loads of damage but can’t dish it out.
When we plays RPGs he’s a glass cannon while I’m an obsidian feather.
by Pompador64 May 15, 2020
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obsidian blues

When your really horny but your at school so you end up jacking off in the nurses office then aggressively fucker her in the ass. Eventually you go to jail but was it worth it?.. indeed
Dude I’m so scared I just saw someone obsidian blues
by Massive guy very big October 13, 2021
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Obsidian Piledriver

The obsidian piledriver is a sensual maneuver that involves one partner laying flat on their back with their legs spread open while the other partner kneels between their thighs. The kneeling partner leans in and kisses their way down the receiving partner's body until they reach their groin area.

With their hands on the receiving partner's hips, the kneeling partner pulls them closer and positions their body for penetration. As they enter, the kneeling partner wraps their arms around the receiving partner' s thighs and lifts them up into the air.

Using their strength, the kneeling partner then slams the receiving partner down onto their member repeatedly, creating a deep, intense sensation. The obsidian piledriver is a powerful and passionate move that can leave both partners feeling completely satisfied and fulfilled.
"Hey babe, you up for an obsidian piledriver?"
by Sultan Iskander March 21, 2023
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