observationalist

An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.

Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.

Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!

Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."

An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."

Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."

An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."

by JewClaw May 17, 2011

Observancyness

The brilliant insight one grows into.

Over the years, you really have grown into your observancyness.

by MsLaila August 25, 2011

Observasive

The act of presenting personal observation as fact to further a cause.

Was Bush being observasive when justifing the invasion of Iraq?

by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2006

observinance

1. Slang term to describe an individuals peripheral vision;

2. Used to describe ones ability to observe;

3. Ones ability to see.

1. My observinance is on point yo!

2. Gets out my observinance, punk!

by Cafe Drones September 24, 2005

Observatorying

Verb: To go observatorying

Defined as "the hobby or act of going to observatories on monday nights with intentions of observing the stars, after indulging in a quarter of a chocolate chip cookie from starbucks, and before doing any homework. Most often done on College campuses

Brittany couldn't must an inkling of motivation to do her homework, so she decided to go observatorying around campus with her bff Don Rafael

by USCCampusMinds January 14, 2009

mammory observatory

Titty bar, Strip Club, Adult Cabaret. Anyplace where women's breasts can be seen.

Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."

Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."

Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."

by oafanosu September 17, 2007

observacious

the state of being inclined to observe; having the ability to observe well on a consistent basis - a more general form of observant

Not only was the stupid broad quite curvacious; she was also surprisingly obersvacious.

by reelbiggecko April 4, 2005