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Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.
Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!
by Finneh October 27, 2007
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Obsticle

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.
1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)
by Radar007 March 4, 2011
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Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.
"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"
by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011
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oobstacle

An obese person's arm that is so huge and heavy that it is hard to move, obstructs the rest of the torso and seems merely an extension of the chest and/or stomach of that person. From oob + "obSTACLE".
That's not just an arm on that lady. That's an oobstacle!
by pentozali March 2, 2010
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Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
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Obstacle illusion

A term used to rationalize tripping over something not visible to the eye.
After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!
by Snovas February 19, 2009
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relationship obstacles

getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over
relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .
by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017
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