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Obamasaurus Rex

This tyrannical creature exists in the USA. Its eating habits are hard-working Americans. The Obamasaurus hunts by hiding behind skinny, non-fruit bearing trees, called Polosis. Most of its prey laugh and state, "I see you there." However, the Rex has another trick up its sleeve. It offers them beer and lures them to his lair. At this point the Obamasaurus states; "Yeah, I am black...kind of, but how do you like me now?" This puts the prey in a state of confusion as they wander to their homes and find out that the Mexican Toothed Tiger has destroyed their habitat. Now the prey lies weak under the definitely fruity tree, the Cocobiden. This tree drops large seeds called Hilaryclintonhasnuts. After knocking the prey out, these Hilaryclintonhasnuts try to grow. They can't. They need to be fertilized by the BillClintonbangsfatties. It is said that if fertilization would occur an extremely ugly creature called the Chelsealookslikeahamster would kill them. Unfortunately the poor, homeless prey die.

Scientists have found little evidence of the origins of Obamasaurus.Scientists have theorized the traces back to the Middle East, Hawaii, and possibly Uranus. To survive the Rex, one must state, "I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the statue of liberty for a photo op," while hiding the American Flag until further notice. The prophecy is that in 2012 three large meteors, "Life," "Liberty," and the "Pursuit of Happiness," will hit the earth destroying the Obamasaurus.
I pledge allegiance to the flag....oh my god! Run! It is the Obamasaurus Rex!
by Lost Almost October 31, 2010
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obamasize

to blow someone or something out of all proportions.
to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
omg it was nothing, please don't obamasize me man!
by b@il69 July 1, 2009
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Obamasexual

A white person who shows overzealous support of african-americans based on pity, making them, in fact quite racist.

Can also denote any person with an unmerited sense of respect or approval, typically of the african persuasion.
Donald: "I'm going to buy my neighbor, Tyrone some Murray's Hair Cream because he already spent his welfare check on rims."

Franklin: "He deserves more than the struggles with prejudice that he encounters daily. We're both good people and avid obamasexuals."
by ecstacykid November 9, 2009
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Obamasite

Obamasites
(n) a combination of the words "Obama" and "parasites"

It refers to people who intentionally do not work and who exploit the welfare and disability system to live for free off of the Government.

Additionally, many of them are continually running scams to gain more free Government monies; such as taking out loans (that they never plan on repaying) from the Federal Student Loan program; and such as filing false Earned Income Credit claims; selling the Social Security number(s) of their many illegitimate children to working friends, etc., with the Internal Revenue Service.

They are parasites, as they only take from the host. This often results in the host becoming sickened or even dying... just as these people are killing the U.S. and the welfare, and Social Security Disability systems.
Did you just hear that the Government spend $1.028 TRILLION on welfare last year!

"Holy crap! Those Obamasites are living better than we are--and I work 40 hours a week. What does that come out to... 24,000 tax-free dollars per welfare-4-life scumbag? No wonder they don't want to look for a job."
by mike49304 on Oct 21, 2012
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obamas last name

person 1: whats obamas last name?
person 2: care
person 1: like obamacare?
person 2: yes
by sk_ype February 11, 2020
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Obamonarchy

the misplaced mental ascension to unbridled monarch status within the framework of three equal branches of government; the delusion that being elected to the key leadership role in a Republic also confers the unilateral power often assumed by the dictator of a failing democracy
Obamonarchy - placing un-vetted 'Czars' (that are later dismissed for having questionable backgrounds or for making questionable decisions) into positions of regulating issues and circumstances that are not granted to them by any law or other precedent (like salaries of private company executives)
by op_position February 5, 2010
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Obamonized

Similar to being sodomized, only this time it's the government that's pranging the taxpayer in the ass.
If congress passes Obama's Health Care Bill, the entire country will be obamonized.
by Baltic Peasant August 25, 2009
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