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Obamessiah 

1: To claim Greatness without providing any evidence as to why.

2: The act of charming mindless followers to beleive you are a Great Leader.

3: A person who can convince a crowd he is something New by repeating the same failed policies of the past.
This has alllll been tried before! He is just another obamessiah
Obamessiah by sleepwalker December 26, 2008
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Obamessiah 

A name given to Barack Obama by people who mistake him for the Messiah.
Guy 1: Jesus is MY Messiah.

Radical Obamunist: Well mine is the one, the only, Obamessiah, because of all of his hope and change that he's gunna bring us.
:-B

Guy 1:0_o Oh my, you've been Obambamboozled, just like the rest of them.
Obamessiah by MARIOFREAK821 April 19, 2009
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Obamessiah 

The "Chosen One" of the Democratic party. He is believed by some brain-dead liberals to be the "Messiah" who will become a world leader and deliver them from the evil conservatives. He is believed to possess supernatural powers and can perform miracles.
The "Obamessiah" can give 95% of the American people a tax cut and still give them everything they ever wanted.
Obamessiah by Hitman4Ever February 22, 2009

Obamessiah 

The new leader of the democrat party indicated by the euphoric evangelical opiate induced trance-like gaze that overwhelms the crowd at a Barack Obama campaign rally.
"So many passed out when Obamessiah appeared that I thought he was going to lay hands on the crowd and heal us of our American attitudes."
Obamessiah by mecicon February 22, 2008

Obamassiah 

1.A term to describe the phenomenon of America's cult-like-worship of its 44th president, Barack Obama.

2. a term used as a jab for the above-mentioned socialist
(person watching T.V.)

"today president Obama has healed the sick and gave sight to the blind today!"

(turns it off)

I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE WORHSIPPING THE OBAMASSIAH!
Obamassiah by krut917 October 22, 2009

obamassiah 

replaces phrases jesus christ and god damn it as

A: An exclamation generally used to express anguish or dismay

B: Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent
A: obamassiah!! im going to be late to work

B: "obamassiah, how stupid can you be?!" yelled the teacher at the student who couldn't read.
obamassiah by obamassiah January 21, 2009
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