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Oakland Early College

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
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Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?
by PurpleAndBlack October 31, 2011
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Oaklynn

A girls name, awkward, whimsical and cares more than you think. If she ever messes up on any little thing, she feels really bad deep down.
« WATCH OUT, OAKLYNN’S GONNA BITCH SLAP YOU!! »
by DeathByCats November 3, 2018
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Prince Oak Oakleyski

The handsome prince of Eurasia who has directed many aesthetic movies. Most of them were overhyped. His name can be seriously laughable as it coincides with an oak tree. LOL
Critic 1: I'm going to watch the newest film of Prince Oak Oakleyski debuting on a local television channel tonight.

Critic 2: Is he a tree?
by Pannida September 1, 2022
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Oakley

Oakleys usually seem pretty shy but are really crazy and energetic once they get comfortable around you. Oakleys kind are the friend that can be all of the "friend roles" they can be the mom friend or the cool aunt friend or the kid friend that everybody has to look after depending on their mood. Oakley is a really smart person. They are the person that everybody goes to for homework help and good ideas. Oakleys have a bad habit of trying to solve everybody's problems. they can't stand seeing people suffer, especially when they can do something about it. Oakleys are generally pretty good looking, even though they may not dress up every day when they do, they're stunning. Oakleys are actually really dark even though they seem all bubbly and cute on the outside. they're the type of person who sees piles of dead bodies when they close their eyes.
Oh my gosh, you're such an Oakley!
by Augayst February 25, 2019
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Oakland

City east of SF Bay, aka "tha town". Separated into 3 parts (North, West, and East Oakland). There is no south. North Oakland is the hills. West Oakland has downtown, lake merritt, chinatown, and jack london square. East Oakland has the airport, coliseum, and the zoo. Deep East Oakland is where you can find the sideshows, people actin' a fool and gettin' hyphy, goin stupid doo doo dumb retarded, smokin perk and chewy, sippin' on some heem or yak, and slappin' hard in they box chevs.
dude1: 'ey mayne, what it do?
dude2: it ain't nuttin yo. i finta get blazed tonite and hit up tha town, yadidamean?
dude1:o fo sho.
by UselessHarry September 18, 2005
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Oakland Nachos

A snack food consisting of Doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup.
I made Oakland nachos to eat while watching the Raiders game.
by Zayday December 12, 2015
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Oakland Mimosa

A drink characteristic of the Oakland, California region. Drink contains: one part Miller High Life beer (The Champagne of Beers), one part Four Loko.

Side effects may include: lock jaw, the spins, being jittery, making poor sexual decisions, and not being able to read for days.

Tastes like an Italian Soda, but don't be fooled.
I thought I was coming down from that snow, but it was just that Oakland Mimosa I had fo' lunch!
by Girl in the Grey October 13, 2010
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