an otto

when someone has a cock so unbelievably miniscule that it goes inward into the body.

"Damn have you seen his dick?"
"Yeah, it's an otto it looks like my vagina."

by Jim Bob Joe Smith III November 24, 2006

Otto

A legit beast who bangs the girls and himself to make mils off of porn. he is also a gangster and gets that $$ for sex and weed also he enjoys hurting himself and others.

hes like an otto bro

by iiiiiisex February 05, 2019

otto

An acronym for oblivious to the obvious. Usually used as a verb, but can be used as a noun.

(noun) In retrospect, Nate realized he was being an otto after finding out she was a he. He was relentlessly jeered by all who knew of the incident for the rest of his natural born life.

(verb) Is it possible to be so otto as to not notice the adams apple, or the bulge in heshe's dress for that matter?

by WTFPWNSAUCE March 26, 2010

Otto

the rejected new kid in your class

wow he is such an Otto!

by DAT_KID_IN_DA_BACK December 05, 2019

Otto

A very mean dickhead who bully's kids and thinks he's is so cool. He will never run out of food because of his noodle hair.

You remind me of an 'Otto'.

by Hitherto June 19, 2017

otto

Verb; to engage in coitus with the eye of a tornado. Ultimately putting it in its place. usually has a Tom Selleck mustache and eats bread and bologna for lunch, religiously.

Verb; to get the shit beat out of you for watching porn

eg.#1 "wow, I just ottoed"
"no wonder the storm ended abruptly"

eg.#2 "My mom caught me watching porn last night and gave me a stern otto."

by mrednigo August 20, 2009

otto

synonymous with one's lotto.

otto will hook you up when you're in a tight spot.

not restricted to dental coverage.

"see that bridge? 1200 bucks man, otto man, otto's my lotto."

by aristippus December 26, 2009