Definitions by mrednigo

otto 

Verb; to engage in coitus with the eye of a tornado. Ultimately putting it in its place. usually has a Tom Selleck mustache and eats bread and bologna for lunch, religiously.

Verb; to get the shit beat out of you for watching porn

eg.#1 "wow, I just ottoed"
"no wonder the storm ended abruptly"

eg.#2 "My mom caught me watching porn last night and gave me a stern otto."

otto by mrednigo August 20, 2009

Retha 

1. The most wonderful person, ever!"Shes practically perfect in every way". She puts the laughter in slaughter.
2. the bee's knees

Man 1."Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have a goddess on your arm. Whats her name?"
Man 2."Her name in Retha."
Man 1."Wow I'm Jealous."
Man 3."We're Guards"
Man 4."we're Guards" See also goddess

Retha by mrednigo October 15, 2008