Quaker Oats

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!

by a nub November 8, 2018

osatie

A name generally related to mercy.
An Osatie is kind hearted and radiant.
Most Osaties never fail to attract attention and are usually effortlessly intelligent.
They are beautiful and unique.

She is such an Osatie.
I wish my name was Osatie.

by Bluelover101 April 24, 2017

settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

Osato

a person who goes out of their way to do little things and can be a perfectionist. does something extra, or over the top, every once in a while. always tries to make others comfortable when in a new situation (even if they're not the best at it)

who decorated?

an osato

by KaguraLin May 28, 2018

sow your oats

To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.

Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.

by SimpleMindedTed June 9, 2008

Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch

Look at that faggot oats one

by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016

Osas

Osas is a Nigerian name give to a male who is handsome also someone who people believe they can trust and have a good connection with.

Osas can be very jealous and lies about his affection towards ladies, you think he is quite until he becomes your friend.

Overall Osas is a fun guy to be around.

Osas is my guy

by Okadigbo August 11, 2019