Jod

QB Who can't make it past the first round in OCFA, S19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish QB, S20 Kingston Knights QB, S21 Battlehawks alt, S21 Bronx Blue Devils Head coach, despite Jod being a QB and Head Coach in 3 seasons, he can't make it past round 1 of the OCFA Playoffs, recent examples are the S21 Apollos beating the S21 Blue Devils 52-50.

Omgealul Knights really just lost first round, what a group of Jods.

by Jodhatetour October 17, 2020

jod

movement of any sorts

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

by dana e. January 02, 2011

Jod

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

by mesohornymeluvulongtime August 01, 2008

jod

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

by jodmaster January 19, 2008

Obb Jod

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job

“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”

by Obb Jod October 13, 2020

jod

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

by Qwertyuiop^ May 20, 2005

Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

by themadbutcher June 09, 2009