omegle

a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard

Hi you're on Omegle!!

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.

by The Ill3st April 13, 2009

Omegle

a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).

This example actually happened to me..

Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Hotjam December 5, 2009

Omegle

Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.

You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off

Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?

Omegle

by Grizzly Bear Adams Granger September 12, 2009

Omegle

A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.

Standard chat on Omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam

You: that's sick

You: go away

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by anvilofjustice January 13, 2010

Omegle

A wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to.

Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.

by JohhnyMcFinklestien October 26, 2009

omegle

A chatroom which attracts either paedophiles and horny males that start their conversations with asl? (age-sex-location) or white people eager to see other white people but are shocked when they turn on their webcams to find coloured people with access to the internet.
One of the most pointless inventions of the web.

A typical paedophilic conversation on omegle

40 year old guy : ASL
15 year old girl : 18, female CA
40 year old guy : nice Im 18 from CA too lol lmao rofl lets get together

by Evenstar03 May 7, 2013

Omegle

Place for 50 year old pedophiles that say that they're 15 years old. They always ask you for ASL (age/sex/location) right when you join the chat. If you tell them you are a male, they'll leave. If you tell them you're a female. They'll ask for pics of you. You can troll on them and post sourmath.com to tell them that's the site with your nude pics. Instead of seeing you nude, they'll end up with disgusting browser virus that can't be closed by browser.

Trolling on omegle conversation

stranger: Hi, horny, 15
stranger: asl
you:16,f,USA
stranger:cute, pic of you plz?
you: ok :-)
you: sourmath.com
stranger:Thanks :-) cutie
You have disconnected

by Imatroll September 19, 2013