Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.

I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...

by Juncture May 19, 2024

offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025

Offended Out Of Obligation

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

Offended on behalf of someone else

One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.

American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020

Offended by proxy

Someone who choses to be offended on behalf of someone else or a group. By assuming that they (the person or group) will be offended and responding in a virtues manner. By either silencing the other by calling them disrespectful or by blatantly denying factual information.

This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.

Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.

1: *tells a joke about women's rights*
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?

by Knaapman February 26, 2019

Offended Wigger

A person who is not black but is also offended for black people. YES thats what i said. Those people are gay right?

Tad: Yeah Nigga.
UN BLACK BITCH: What did you just say? Are you kidding me that is not cool.
Sam: what an Offended Wigger.

by Wakaflockaflame..! December 4, 2010