number three

referring to a human female's menstrual session.

"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?

by SpiderMAH May 3, 2009

Number three

When you throw up so hard that you vomit your digested shit

That stomach bug have me number three, not fun

by Exumist October 15, 2019

number three

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

by Eddie July 14, 2003

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

number three

diarrhea. it is like a number one, but it is also like a number two. hence, number three.

Man, after that spicey chicken wing eating contest, I had flaming number three for like, two weeks.

by Dethbringer September 26, 2005

looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 26, 2009