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numb nut 

1. Lacking intelligence.
2. Having no feeling in one's nut.
1. Get you head out of the oven, numb nut.
2. That ice will give you a numb nut.
numb nut by Pete October 12, 2003

Numb Rod 

Numb Rod is the first cousin of the dreaded whiskey dick, yet with Numb Rod the male is able to maintain an erection while participating in a sexual act. The only problem is the excessive amounts of alcohol makes in nearly impossible for the man to ejaculate.
Fuck it, I give up! That Numb Rod got the best of me again. (Inter-monologue, “I’ll just jack-off tomorrow.”)
Numb Rod by Coolboarder July 26, 2006
This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.
That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.
numb bum by Libertine September 4, 2009

my ass is numb 

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb
my ass is numb by Man is man December 8, 2020
The feeling of no feeling at all, if left to long may be taken over by undefined feelings that cant be controlled.

my numbness turned into a want to kill.

(consult doctor at this time)
numb by Free-From-Fate April 19, 2009

numb tongue 

When you burn your tongue on something too hot like coffee or pizza and cannot feel it for a day or two.
Guy 1: Hey you want to go grab a slice at Mario's?
Guy 2: Nah bruh, I still got numb tongue from last time.
numb tongue by kmal9er April 2, 2016