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Nueph-fert

The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.
"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)
by bernunscurtymertun June 28, 2004
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Numphy

A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.
Why do people even talk to him? He's a effing numphy.
by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011
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dude, i hate that human... he's nothing but a numphlesparigus...
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"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."
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Nupher

A nuclear pharmacy student who spends waaay too much time doing his/her homework, but is capable of finishing it faster than anyone else.
That guy is such a nupher; it took him 2 hours to finish his homework, but we all know he could have done it in 15 minutes and still have gotten an A.
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Nunphix

A type of voodoo used in Haitian tribes. Causes wild hallucinations of demonic creatures and hellish imagery.
I 'm having a bad trip dude. Did you put a nunphix on me?
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Numph

An idiot, moron, someone who is of lesser intelligence or someone who always does something stupid.
Can you believe how stupid that person is? They are definitely a numph.
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