Nogtard

The absolute spacker of a man that loves Hill Ginger biscuits and Sargents apple pies. This fat Nig-Nog is also known as the Patrick Road Chimp and only moves it's huge tongue when trying to impress people by stating the obvious. Many believe the reason for him having such a long tongue is because he has licked all the vanilla from the bottom of every bucket ever consumed by him. Living with the Spack Dancer, this retard tries to operate the fish tank with the television remote.

Nogtard: Done some shoppin' then?

Dad: <struggling with 10 asda bags> yeah.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 30, 2009

Nubtard

A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards

Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....

by 12 ounce February 21, 2008

nigtard

A person of such complete assholity that they lie constantly to be cool, think everyone likes them, and displays general obnoxiousness.

That guy over there told me he lived in the ghetto then talked about how every one of his friends drove beamers and mercesdes, he's such a nigtard.

by Paul Pherg December 22, 2003

Nigtard

A nigga who is also a retard

Nigtard : Huabejnerk
Y/N : Stfu you nigtard
Teacher : Stop bullying that nigtard

by ahsulerhumanwhatigottadotogets June 15, 2023

nuttard

A retard that acts like a dickhead.

Peter is a nuttard for getting drunk everyday and irritating everybody.

by Jack Sz. June 21, 2005

nubtard

Something or someone that acts like a "retard" but really is not.

Nathan, Stop acting like a nubtard. Go ride the short bus.

by reeky clan December 28, 2005

nustard

A pungent slime that seeps from ones anus. Nustard can be either a liquid, dry flakes or powdery fecal matter.

Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.

Can you see that nustard stain on her pants?

Damn smells like nustard out here.

Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.

by Henry Faber January 4, 2008