numberthing

noun. pl. numberthings. a mathematical object constructed of numbers, algebra, and/or operation sequences.
Numberthings are very real objects but they are completely intangible and not necessarily connected to any physical objects or phenomena.
A numberthing exists solely within one of the infinite worlds of mathematics, reason, and computing itself.

TV shows make meaningless dancing collages of numberthings appear to depict geniuses afoot or at work. When the audience tries to freeze-frame view any given numberthing in that collage, it's either a generic formula or gibberish.

by Little.Fire May 1, 2022

numbertaker

Pedophilic pedophile tha steals numbers and kids trousers in order to give them a good time

The numbertaker steals kids and numbers!

by Numbertake enthusiast January 5, 2023

nubert

To do something wrong over and over again without learning anything

I tried cooking pasta but i nubert it.

by TheOneNubert December 20, 2023

NumberTaker

A cute person with extreme powers with the primary goal of stealing numbers, virginity, the world and my heart.

The numbertaker stole my hat.

by Lacucly December 20, 2024

NIGBERT

One who loiters at various hours of the day and night blasting loud music
known to steal cigarettes and do magic tricks
liable to squabble up

" Did you hear about the revenge of the nigbert?"
"naw bro what happened"
" he took a phantom shit in the backyard because someone stole his nuggies"
"classic Nigbert Menace"

by OCCULTURE April 11, 2025

Nuggie Nugert

A person who gives off big dick energy when around chicken nuggets. A very gooby goober to be around making things fun. Will randomly sing songs for no reason lighting up the mood.

My friend us such a nuggie nugert.

by Ubba the god July 18, 2023