novelty band

A band created in order to make people laugh, not a serious band.
Usually in a weird novelty form, IE: funny hats/faces.

See: The Cartoons

"ooooh eeeeh oooh aahhh ahhh ting tang walla walla bing bang"..wow thats pretty lame ...it has to be a novelty band's song.

by Trick0rz March 20, 2007

Novelty Fuck

To have sex with a person because of a feature they possess. You would probably not have sex with this person if they did not have this feature.

Possible Features:
Disfigurement (Missing a finger to Quadriplegic)
Size (Anorexic to Michelin Man)
Relation to someone (Celebrities cousin to an asshole high school band directors daughter)
Body Modifications (Tongue Ring to Gauged Anus)

"Wait you fucked Susan?!"
"Yeah man?"
"Why the hell did you do that? She is missing her right arm!"
"Novelty fuck!"

by lolmk2 January 3, 2009

novelty fart

A fart that is loud but has no odor.

Don't worry, it doesn't smell. It was just a novelty fart.

by Crusty undies November 9, 2017

Noveltie

1. In Relation to musical tales,tapes series,albums and or any writing by Extrovert™️

He gave a speech in which he qouted novelties from Eminem’s song.

by vertWritings, November 10, 2022

Novelty Inc.

Slave driving route sales distribution company offering Noveltys and general merchandise to the C store market via route slavesmen (salesmen).

I just spent an hour setting up that Novelty floor display, one down, eight more to go! And I get to do it all over again tomorrow! starting at 4:00am.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

noreltne

A hypothetical occurence in which the body performs all possible bodily functions at the same time.

John felt continuously worse all day long, so he wasn't terribly surprised when the noreltne hit at around five in the evening.

by Wrixlan Wordum May 13, 2005

novelty

something that is different/weird for the sake of being different/weird, not usually having any practical use outside of decoration

A cigarette lighter that shoots out water is a novelty. It has no real purpose in the world except for a small gag.

by JohnWikck September 3, 2019