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Nitard

While sitting at Starbucks drinking coffee,
"Can you believe that nitard in the drive-thru just getting ice water!"

"Hey did you see that asshole driving without his lights on, what a nitard!"
by TaterTater February 15, 2009
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Nobtard

Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it
by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015
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NFTard

A degoratory term for Crypto-nerds who spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on glorified and worthless jpegs and then get mad if someone screenshots and distributes it.
An NFTard doesn't own NFT's for the art, they only want to own something so nobody else can own it.
Beta Crypto pleb : I just bought another 140k monkey NFT

Based sigma male-chad : My brother, you're an NFTard *screenshots*
by oopsImScorpio November 28, 2021
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neotard

(Neo-Tard) -- a contraction of the term Neoconservative and Retard.

A neo-tard is someone who believes in neoconservative principles while not understanding how stupid they are, that he will never personally benefit from these policies, and that said policies may, in fact, lead to his poverty and/or untimely demise.

Traits include a blind support for:

* American Military and Economic Imperialism, without adequate border security.

* Republican Presidential Infallability

* Simultaneous support for low taxes (for the wealthy) and high government spending (for military and corporate welfare at least).

A neotard is also typically unable to offer clear intellectual arguments for his positions, instead relying on catchy but meaningless phrases like, "they'll follow us home," or "don't cut and run," or "die in a fire, you commie libtard!"

As such, they generally lose debates and run away, only to attack another day.
George Bush is a neotard, especially given his belief in his own Presidential Infallability and in policies that fail, no matter how stupid or disproved.

Bill Kristol is not a neotard, because he simply misleads the public to promote his neocon policies.

Anyone who believes Bill Kristol, however, is a neo-tard, because Bill Kristol is always wrong.

Dick Cheney is also not a neotard for similar reasons. He is simply a crook (see "crook").
by Avi Bar-Zeev December 9, 2008
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notadate

when you hang out with someone when both parties are interested in each other romantically but it is not a defined date
On our notadate we went to the movies and then sat and talked. Soon I'll ask her out on a real date.
by drumchic June 1, 2010
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netard

A cross between a neek + a retard
1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard
by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006
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Notarangelo

"Uh, hey asshole, so ____(insert italian name here) told me you fucked my sister."

"Hahaha, well hes a fuckin notarangelo dude, I fucked your father"
by Purveyor of Truth 2 April 22, 2009
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