Norwegian Wood

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

by poja December 5, 2004

Norwegian Keel

the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.

Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on

by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016

Norwegian Diet

A strict diet of cigarettes, black coffee, and chocolate. The diet of most fisherman who are up for days at a time. See deadliest catch.

We still have 200 more pods to put out, luckily I'm on the Norwegian Diet and will be up for a few more days!

by TAWD DUKE October 28, 2008

Norwegian Torchblower

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.

Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.

by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010

Norwegian Hammer

Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.

This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.

"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"

"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."

"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"

by Paul Bunyon July 27, 2006

Norwegian Black Metal

A genre specific to bands that hail from Norway and play Black Metal. It is one of the most famous genres in the Metal subculture, mostly due to the crimes, multiple church arsons, murders, and violence that surrounds it.

Norwegian Black Metal bands include (but are not limited to)
Darkthrone, Mayhem, Immortal, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Burzum, and Enslaved.

If it wasn't for all of the (bored) crazy fucking Norwegians, Black Metal, particularly Norwegian Black Metal, would be nowhere but further underground.

by HellisBoundless August 14, 2007

Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011