norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

Norsky

noun.

Some consider "Norsky" to be derrogatory, but to proud Norwegians, it's a favored nickname.
Another name for a Norwegian is a Modern Viking.

antonyms: Russian

Norwegian: "Oh man! That Swede chick is hot!"
Other Norwegian: "Spoken like a true Norsky!"

by urbandictator333 September 18, 2010

norkseous

Adj. When a woman's tits, or norks, are just too big and a bit disturbingly so, as in nauseous, feeling sick.

I felt a bit norkseous after seeing what I'd been groping in the dark - her tits were frighteningly large!

by Trafford January 13, 2009

norster

A combintion of "Norman" and the suffix "trickster". A weeb, a game addict, and a sweaty gamer.

You little Norster, get back to work.

by NotNorster August 23, 2022

nork

A furious bout of anal sex, often without lube.

I'd rather leak santorum for a week than have a nork.

by Jane H. May 4, 2005

Norsworthy Cock Punch

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

Norksalorky

Exclamation upon witnessing a very buxom female.

Gentleman No1 "Look at the tits on that"
Gentleman No2 "NORKSALORKY"

by Eric Cartman Snr December 13, 2007