Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)

Hey Bro Wanna Ohio Pool Noodle And Chill Or Nah

by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025

Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide

Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style

by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025

Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.

My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night

by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025

pool noodles

A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.

They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.

Dude where are the pool noodles at?

by Notcarter April 1, 2019

Pool noodled

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.

Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!

by PostMacone May 22, 2018

NoodleTools

A web application for writing bibliographies in MLA and various formats. Most students who use this hate it for its complexity.

Teacher: "Okay everyone, remember to use NoodleTools to write your bibliography."
Student 1: *whispers* "I hate NoodleTools."
Student 2: *whispers* "Me too."

by FallenXP December 4, 2017

NoodleTools

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.

God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.

by TheKrupster March 29, 2019