Someone who is easy to break, or crumbles in tea/coffee, and is referred to as a noob in the gaming world. Also, a noobleybiscuit has a distinct taste of, suprisingly, biscuit.
Jim - "That guy's safing!!"
Bob - "What a noobleybiscuit .."
A traditional noob that's also in-between a troll. Once a nooblet finds out anything that is wrong, they will intentionally repeat it over and over to annoy you or because they think it's right. They never look good, while also communicating using emojis or not communicating.
Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.