The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.
Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!
by Joshannia February 18, 2011
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1) Ninky nonk is a character from the greatest fucking show of all time (In the night garden).

2) It's a funny way to insult someone without the use of vulgar language
1) Ninky Nonk is like the best character ever
2) Lad 1: You sir are a Ninky Nonk

Lad 2: Well... um... your mum gay *Runs away crying realising he's a fucking failure who got destroyed by an innocent insult*
by BigBlackNinkyNonk January 26, 2018
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A silly insult that you can call that stupid friend that lives under a rock
No Clarissa you fucking Ninky nonk AirPods are earphones not shoes
by NolanDolanIsBae June 9, 2019
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A person who never understands jokes that anyone else makes.
Alyssa: "God! Hanging out with Nate sucks! He's such a nonke! What a buzzkill!"
by muppnonker October 11, 2018
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One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.
Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*
by justasmolbean October 15, 2019
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An insult to use when your friend is being a dick
Your a fuckin ninki nonk u helicopter
by Strictest May 7, 2021
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A silly boi busting it down Ninky nonk style
You little Ninky Nonk
by JustRhys123 July 28, 2023
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